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@alenaschillerov Není to tak dávno co jste těm samým živnostníkům zavedla EET, a to vám nevadilo , ze je to stálo nemalé náklady, stres a nesmyslné kontroly při nevydáni dokladu. Naštěstí se vám nepodařilo nastartovat poslední vlnu. Teď se stavíte do role spasitelky . Nejhorší ministr financí !





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Maybe just the first 15 seasons or so. I feel like I don't need to watch any episodes from the last ten years



Strongly considering just going ahead and watching every episode of the Simpsons in order this year



@craigfranchetti if i say what i really think about him i'll get banned from twitter













There's no way to know what days the trash pickup people will come. It's totally random









@MrMichaelRose You're right. I'm going to keep them all open





Thinking I might close down my massive chain of for-profit prisons



Everyone hates most politicians but everyone seems to hate big city mayors the most. I don't think I've ever seen anyone say anything nice about any big city mayor



@bug__deal If you see a guy with an ugly tie, it's him. Careful out there





I think maybe five percent of why everyone hates Jim Jordan is because he only wears gross yellow ties



@jitka that’s not the death of democracy, that’s the whackiest new Guinness world record, made possible by viewers like you



I think they should see how many more times they can impeach him between now and Wednesday morning. See if they can do it like 25 more times





@SrdcevkybluC Tak to bych ten polštářek zkusil. Jen jsem si musel chvíli zvykat na to, jak šustí. Hrubá textura pohankových slupek je příjemná masáž. Jitka si nechala ušít relativně malé (cca 40cm) půlměsíce.















@vdzurilla @ChytraKarantena Tak jestli centrální rezervační systém bude mít životnost jako erouška, muzeme si blahopřát jak “skvělí experti “ze Slovenska se nám usadili v Česku. Kam jste dopracoval digitalizaci státní správy?



#NowPlaying Magdalena Hajóssyová, Jitka Zerhanová, Etc.; Anton Nanut: Slovak Philharmonic Orchestra & Chorus - Beethoven: Mass In C, Op. 86 - Credo



Root traits as drivers of plant and ecosystem functioning: current understanding, pitfalls and future research needs https://t.co/ciUf3UpIqQ



@jitka I’d even settle for just shifting the D over so it’s Wendsday.



@jitka we should fix "comfortable" while we're at it, no one's saying all those syllables



These should be a priority for the incoming Biden administration



They gotta simplify how to spell Wednesday too. It's Wensday. And also make the T in YouTube lowercase



they gotta take the first R out of February. It's Febuary, let's make it official



Markéta Světlíková alias Jitka z filmu Metráček slaví 66. narozeniny. Dnešní pedagožka a režisérka je k nepoznání - https://t.co/uOzBcaBWp8 https://t.co/i7hglDzZqC

Markéta Světlíková alias Jitka z filmu Metráček slaví 66. narozeniny. Dnešní pedagožka a režisérka je k nepoznání - https://t.co/uOzBcaBWp8 https://t.co/i7hglDzZqC











@xXinrealtimeXx I think it's just down to how fast they are



@jitka See that’s the problem, look at how you catch snakes and crocodiles: you gotta go for the neck immediately behind the head, that’s where they can’t get to you. And a human’s arms are too strong to be shaken off by something with a center of gravity that low. Or something.



@xXinrealtimeXx Well I think the idea is to avoid having to get his hands or arms near the mouth which you'd have to do to choke it out. Presumably he's got protective boots on for this





@jitka This 100% seals the deal for me, if his strategy is “run up and stomp his head” he’s a goner. He knows the head is the part with the teeth right.



@xXinrealtimeXx This is the debate. He thinks he's fast enough to run up and stomp its head in before it can react but I'm just not sure we have all the variables



@jitka Wait does he have any experience in battling large lizards? Like, if he wasn’t dead, I bet Steve Irwin could win, even without being big and strong.



@jitka I think it’d be close, but I think you’d need at least an 8 in Big and Strong to get one of these guys. Maybe if he was clever & fast he could jump on its back & like, choke it out, but im not confident enough that he could manage that without a potentially deadly infectious bite https://t.co/Z8Z1vKpLTy

@jitka I think it’d be close, but I think you’d need at least an 8 in Big and Strong to get one of these guys. Maybe if he was clever & fast he could jump on its back & like, choke it out, but im not confident enough that he could manage that without a potentially deadly infectious bite https://t.co/Z8Z1vKpLTy



@jitka Jimmy has got some mojo to allow this titlecard to go out there on the internet so soon before the fight. I vote yes, I think he's got the x factor, or maybe the factor 5. Not sure which, but that Komodo better not underestimate Jimmy.





@jitka How big and strong is jimmy? A single number on a scale of 1-10 would suffice







@Pavel_The_Rock So far he isn't saying. Doesn't bode well imo





@jitka How much bacteria does Jimmy have in his mouth compared to the dragon



Do you think my friend Jimmy could beat a komodo dragon in a fight



Jitka VII - Fotografický  https://t.co/tVa2j1AWFd https://t.co/NkgBoDcdnt

Jitka VII - Fotografický https://t.co/tVa2j1AWFd https://t.co/NkgBoDcdnt









It is always good to walk, or to do other #exercise outdoors, and have company at the same time - it's especially beneficial for people with #dementia.

This article by Dr Jitka Vseteckova, from @OU_WELS faculty, gives five reasons why: https://t.co/4ZJjcbiI10 https://t.co/Szw09p9MBh

It is always good to walk, or to do other #exercise outdoors, and have company at the same time - it's especially beneficial for people with #dementia. This article by Dr Jitka Vseteckova, from @OU_WELS faculty, gives five reasons why: https://t.co/4ZJjcbiI10 https://t.co/Szw09p9MBh





I've decided that "Randy Rainbow" and the guy who makes messages out of Mylar balloons are the same guy







Detective show featuring bizarre lengthy interpretive dance sequence



@guiadepraga Hola Jitka, esa calle se llamaba del mismo nombre desde la época socialista ?



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Thinking about making the perfect the enemy of the good, for fun



@ArminRosen Yea I have no idea which Monday or Friday in October it ever is though. Same with easter, I just hear Easter is this weekend and just be like oh ok







You could tell me the Stanley Cup or Eurovision Song Contest were happening tomorrow and I'd have no reason not to believe it



@jitka Right? Like when the fuck in Columbus Day? Couldn't tell you



There are a couple of annual events that I couldn't even begin to tell you when in the year they happen even though it's the same time every year



@Deprifrei @e_jitka Ja und super wenn du noch systemrelevant bist dann wirst du ebenfalls verheizt





@e_jitka Was bedeutet Akzeptanz .?Du kannst nur akzeptieren der dich auch akzeptiert und auch auf Augenhöhe behandelt. Wenn das verloren geht dann ist es bereits zu spät.





@e_jitka Man kann niemanden überzeugen dass ist nur eine wunschvorstellung





@JAMACardio Myocarditis is very uncommon in student athletes at @UWMadison as determined by cardiac MRI as shown by Jitka Starekova and team from @UWiscRadiology





Proc holky tem klukum lezou az tak do prdele tf snad mas nejakou dustojnost ne?



Stve me, ze dokazu vyjit z tak malo lidma, na druhou stranu nepitrebuju k zivotu tri prdele debilku, ktery by ze me akorat tak vysavali zivot



Ja rada slysim nazory, ktery se i odlisuji od mych, ale kdyz ma nekdo vylozene uplne opacny nazor, tak vim, ze se s tim clovekem nebudu moct bavit



@jitka Probably, but mostly far away from the events of the story, and mostly second hand. Annoying enough to understand that there are reasons people don’t like her, but not so much that you ever have to find out why.







@jitka In 2014 I’d make one Amanda Arnold Palmer, which is a sentient glass of half lemonade half iced tea.



@jitka The 3rd Amendment requires the enjoyment of modern rice.



Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice https://t.co/tN6fEM8kei



@mikelivengood That's right. They are also backup dancers